Mongo

A large retard

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.

by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021

Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024

Mongo

A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German

"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"

by Leonie1M June 18, 2022

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Mongo

A misunderstood person who is afraid of hurting other peoples feelings

I’m a mongo

by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022

Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023

Mongo

Used as a nickname to describe someone with brute strength.

Tildon's nickname is Mongo. Because he can hoist an engine out with his bare hands.

by MongoWife November 8, 2021