Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Miracle Beer

A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.

Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.

by MickeyESA July 29, 2015

Miracle Ministries

Miracle mostly consists of some nice juicy, tall, good looking, dark men and some short ass gyal an dem. No but real talk them gyal probably shorter than some ppl toes. But some gyal kinda mid and some kinda rude, it have some nice birds there. Other than that, the school itself kinda mid, the only thing there is school and work. Overall, 6/10 school.

"LOOK AT THAT SHORT LITTLE THING NAH! I SURE DAT IS A Miracle Ministries GYAL" - Couva east man

by LIGHT09 :> January 30, 2023

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 28, 2021

Ohmygirl Miracle

A people who are in the Naver V LIVE membership is Ohmygirl Fanclub called a miracle. 3rd miracle is until 2020.12.14.

I'm in the Ohmygirl miracle 3rd edition.

by Ohmygirl Fan January 12, 2021

Miracle Plug

Baby pacifier

baby pacifier is a miracle plug

by samwise13 August 18, 2012

Medical Miracle

When a 49 year old man gets complete knee replacement and his surgeon, attending provider, and physical therapist praise him profusely

BC claims to be a medical miracle .

by KJHOOK January 12, 2023