Melissa

what white people eat

im white and i like to eat melissa

by Cedy Mac March 7, 2016

MELISSA

Melissa

Melissa is a bitch, she never shuts up, and is always running her mouth , she is not loyal and will never have your back. She talks behind peoples back. She is not nice. She is fake and will never be real. if you know a Melissa run away from her. SHE IS CRAZY

by She don’t care April 20, 2020

Melissa

She is just a bitch that like to do tik tok

Stupid and dump Melissa

by Yyyyyttyyy November 9, 2019

No Melissa

When you are at lost for words, and/or cannot explain what you are trying to say.

Damn! I forgot what i was gonna say, no Melissa.

by GoinHamOnNiggaz July 8, 2011

Melissa

I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.

Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"

by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019

Melissa

1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture

1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"

by Maggie Keenen November 5, 2009

Melissa

Melissa is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is so loving and caring to everyone. She likes to try and make everyone laugh. And she likes to have a fun time. Melissa is the type of person who doesn’t have a boyfriend but wants one. So many boys have a crush on her. She is extremely talented. And she is incredibly beautiful.

Person 1: Omg, she’s so beautiful, who is she?
Person 2: She’s definitely a Melissa

by Julienne Jones July 27, 2019