Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack
by uhhh yes February 14, 2025
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by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
Get the Crook & Marker mug.A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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