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Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.
“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started
by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019
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Invitation

Which is why I rejected your invitation to come be subsidiary to you because, by your own logic, I'd have to walk out the second you answered pretty much any question about whether not you believe in God, the policies you suggest are derived from an evil solipsistic incest cult, and you're both distorting and hiding underlying facts.
Hym "No, your disingenuous invitation join your cult isn't evidence you've tried to break with me. You can come here. You were command by someone if higher status to do a thing. Gayve Jewben already showed up to talk to my coworkers while I wasn't around back when he came here for a speech (I heard the echo of his presence "Keep an I on this guy for me. He's a little sketchy"). Why would I spend money to go be subsidiary to an inferior? It doesn't make any sense."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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Invite to a private cheat

Something the human begin known on hvh servers as Sanity is unable to receive
Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018
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glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023
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American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.
When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.
by Spud770 April 25, 2023
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dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.
Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.
by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023
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