Something billionaire CEOs give to their employees after raging that their poor decisions caused their stock to tank.
Stock is down 70% YTD! Stop coasting and get back to work with increased intensity so we can get it back up!
by public2 November 12, 2022

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.
by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life
The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it
by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

by Illuminux August 28, 2016

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020
