Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

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Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023

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kiara the immortal chicken

Kiara is a chicken which never dies (hence the name). Kiara is a very nice person and fun to hang out. Kiara is related to ucmoses(her dad). (run ,define ucmoses for more)

Person 1: Do you know a chicken who never dies
Ucmoses: yes my daughter Kiara The immortal chicken

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

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Immortality

Something that will never exist, despite what so many delusional people think, ditto to reincarnation.

Having a short life sucks, but the thought of Immortality is not worth it at all.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

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The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.

Guy 1: hey is that the immortals
Gio: Yup
Noah: yessir
Jihad: yeah boiii
Steven: oh yeah baby

by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021

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