Flounder

A person who, in conversations or chats, reacts in boring or lazy ways.

"This person I got matched with is a total flounder. When i asked about their hobbies, they replied with 'sleeping'."

by BaconAndBeans May 3, 2024

Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021