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crotchet

There is a cooler name for a "quarter note" which you may hear in the UK: a "crotchet."
The UK has so many weird names for note values.
by !!--Mack_Mulligan--!! December 6, 2025
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bone croatcher

Originally a term used to describe a female who readily engages in intercourse with another woman's man. Literally encroatching on claimed genitalia. The term has since lost its gender specificity and can be used to indicate anyone, male or female who tries to get with a friend's sexual partner.
That bone croatcher skeezer Shelly got caught blowing Kevin in the back of his van as soon as Vida left the club.
by croatcher November 20, 2010
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gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.
Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude
by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013
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Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons
Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie
by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023
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