Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.
"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"
by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015
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Night Battle

The term "Night Battle" is used to describe intimate physical relations between a human and a KAN-SEN. The term was first used by the YouTuber Doujingod78 in his video detailing the legality of sleeping with a ship girl from the popular Japanese gacha game "Azur Lane."

The video in question concluded that it was indeed very illegal to have physical relations with a ship girl.
Takao: Where have you been going on Wednesday nights Atago? Its beginning to affect your abiltiy to attend training on time.

Atago: Oh, I have been training Takao. The Commander has been gracious enough to engage with me in some Night Battles, hehe~
by The_Infinite_Void January 08, 2023
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cabinet battle

A meeting designed for the soul purpose of roasting two parties usually conducted between the founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton
Did you watch the cabinet battle yesterday?
by Kittykitcat38 January 03, 2019
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battle booty

Battle booty is an enduring term for sex between to consenting soldiers. It’s military term for civilians booty call. Battle booty is what you get when a cuddle struggle breaks out in a fox hole, or in any remote out post during an FTX.
Chris looked at Natalie in her battle rattle, shot her a look and she knew it’ was go time for extra PT and she became his forever battle booty.
by Tater salad March 29, 2019
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Battle Plan

A methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite sex.

The duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circumstances and the people involved.
John: "I'm going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan."

Paul: "You need to add her on Facebook first."
by VW Kl December 09, 2011
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Battle Toaster

I identify as a Battle Toaster
by Mystery_Man1010101 July 02, 2020
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Battle of Chateauguay

Fought October 26th, 1813, between the American forces under the command of Genl. Hampton and an entirely Canadian force under the command of Charles de Salaberry.

De Salaberry divided his force of 1500 Canadian regulars, militia and indians, between 5 lines of defence, constructed out of wood, known as Abatis. Using the river to cover his left flank, and the forest to cover his right, de Salaberry awaited the inivitable American attack. As an added precaution, he also destroyed the bridges leading to the defenses, which would make it impossible for the American Artillery to join in battle later.

The Americans were aware of his position, and made plans to flank it. One brigade, with 1500 soldiers, crossed the Chateauguay river and proceeded through the wilderness without a road or usefull guide. It wound up spending the entire night on the march.

When the fighting commenced, the Americans engaging the first abatis were unable to scatter its defenders (although a skirmish line before the defenses withdrew at the opening of the battle). Meanwhile the other brigade across the river found itself assailed by two companies of Canadian militia, and under fire from more soldiers across the river.

Despite being horribly outnumbered, (out of a force of 1500, only about 320 actually participated in the fighting), the Canadians convinced the Americans that they, in fact, were the ones outnumbered. Using the force's trumpets, the Americans were made to believe more soldiers were advancing unseen through the woods.

This, plus the Canadians' feisty defense, compelled Hampton to withdraw his army. In the process, he also abandoned the bridade which had crossed the river the previous day, forcing them to construct a bridge to escape later.

In a rather embarrassing event, a number of American officers were seen asking for assistance to cross the river, having abandoned their troops in the woods. These officers were ignored.

After the battle, Hampton revealed that his force had taken some 50 casualties. Other estimates probe far higher, but the Canadians themselves offer the best guess at America's loss, documenting that they buried more than 40 American dead. Canadian losses were officially 2 dead, 17 wounded, and a number missing. However, other documents place dead ranging from 4-5, wounded from 17-22, and up to 5 missing.

According to legend, the Canadians who formed the skirmish line before the abatis, camouflaged themselves with cloaks woven from fallen red maple leaves.
kid: "What's the battle of Chateauguay?"
guy: "A disaster for the Americans; a forgotten triumph for Canadians."
by Offenso August 10, 2005
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