Wisconsin

We have all four seasons, our summers are hot and our winters are cold. We have cities and country sides, and lots of fresh water. The people here work hard and drink harder. Beer is a form of currency and drank like water. We have the highest bar to person ratio in the nation and beer is served everywhere from family gatherings to church picnics. Wisconsin sells their beer in cases (30 beers) so if you walk into a party with a 6 pack of beer people will know you’re from Illinois, call you a FIB and tell you to get out. Our colleges pre-game harder than the rest of the nation parties. It’s called a bubbler here, not a drinking fountain. Our politicians do what is right, not popular, and we support them for that. We put cheese on everything and last but not least, we’re crazy about the Packers. GO! PACK! GO!

Welcome to Wisconsin. The land of beer, brats and cheese. We're just great people just looking to have a good time.

by Wisconsin's finest February 14, 2013

Wisconsin casserole

After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.

After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Take me to Wisconsin

Take me to bed, or in other words let's fuck

She wanted to take me to Wisconsin, and we fucked all night.

by Johnny Haze 2 March 22, 2009

Wisconsin Lunch Bucket

The Wisconsin Lunch Bucket, also known as a Lunch Bucket, is arguably the world's greatest social drink. Designed to be chugged in a group setting, he with the first empty glass aquires a certain prestige not associated with any other alcoholic beverage. What a fabulous drink.

Recipe:
5oz domestic beer
5oz orange juice
Double shot amaretto

Directions:
Combine OJ and beer in a 12 oz glass. Drop shot glass into larger glass and slam.

Drinker a: Hey, wanna do a round of shots?

Drinker b: Sure! Got somethin' in mind?

Drinker a: Flaming Doctor Pepper?

Drinker b: Oh, come on, you big chode. How 'bout a real dirnk? Wisconsin Lunch Buckets all around or I'm out!

by A Midwestern Stay-at-home Mom with a shady past.... April 20, 2007

wisconsin

An awesome state that is a paradise for outdoorsmen and city dwellers alike. It is illogical to call it "Minnesota Junior," being that it has a larger population than Minnesota by over 400,000. Madison rocks, it's easily the coolest state capitol and has one of the sweetest colleges in the country. Milwaukee offers all the amenities of a metropolis without being as much of a black hole for state resources like the Twin Cities or Chicago. Hurray for my northeastern neighbor Wisconsin.

While it is possible that Wisconsin is the best state in the Midwest, the Hawkeyes will always be better than the Badgers.

by Midwestern Son July 20, 2005

wisconsin

State where 95% of adults drink, and 97% of the youth does the same. Also, full of the hottest sluts you'll ever see.

16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: I heard this rumor theres a drinking age , and you can't drink unless you're 32.
15 year old Wisconsin Boy: No way. Lets get wasted and fuck.
16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: Ok.

by Stacy Carlton January 2, 2006

Wisconsin Air Slam

A creative method of drinking beer at a keg party. The drinker fills his cup, then hurls all the beer into the air and tries to catch as much as he can in his mouth. The Slammer holds on to the cup, only the liquid is thrown in the air.

"Go tell Jimmy that Wisconsin Air Slams are supposed to be done outside, he just trashed your kitchen ceiling."

by rudepolack April 29, 2009