bro knot

a man's hairstyle where the hair is pulled back into a bun. a more manly version of the term man bun.

My barista wears his hair in a bro knot, which makes him look incredibly hot.

by alphamutt October 16, 2013

Wookie Knot

When a woman does not shave their lower regions, and when they are turned on, their creamy juices drip down into the hair, creating a dried up knot after several hours of unhygienic activity, referred to as a Wookie Knot.

Wow man, this one girl, jesus, she had a huge wookie knot bro, I couldn't even get my shit through the hole, let alone carve my way through the knot.

by Dirtymaster October 31, 2008

balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio

"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."

by heynow22 May 6, 2006

gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007

Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009

knots landing

ticky tacky, standardized and attractively censored

"Is this too knots landing?" - Larry David Season 3, Episode 30

by im4392 September 8, 2006

Get Knotted

Refers to the "knot" in a dogs penis,that renders it unable to withdraw from the female during mating.

Get knotted! similar to get fucked

by kevinowitsch April 3, 2016