Thomas is a big ass ugly monster lookin guy. Thomas is very hairy and look like an autistic ogre. Although he is as ugly as a dried up piece of shit, he is a king of the ice. When it comes to hockey, no one stops him in his league. When Thomas was a teen his was ripped as fuck and looked like a 30 year old rapist but acted like a 6 year old. This Italian motherfucker sure likes to eat. You put a desk near his mouth it will be gone before he grows his next beard. Oh but don't forget about the girls. Thomas attracts far chicks that squeal like pigs but Thomas never dates them because he eats them before he knows what they look like.
"Thomas stop trying to eat the tv. I know it look yummy but you'll die" - Bob
"I don't care" - Thomas
"I don't care" - Thomas
by Secretname12345 May 31, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. A Thomas is that one autistic kid in your life who's also unimaginably retarded and genuinely believes he's Wario.
by Omnipotent Toot December 7, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. by Maggeoli December 4, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. 
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a piece of shit, he’ll lie cheat and manipulate you in every way possible and in the end he’ll either blame you or his “rough week”
“He do you know Thomas”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”
by Anonbish October 24, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. by Unknown 825 February 26, 2020
Get the Thomasmug.