San Diego Enchilada 

A very disturbing sexual move. The move is similar to the "Alabama Hot Pocket" except the male defecates in the female's vagina while she is menstruating, and then finishing off by ejaculating inside of the feces.

This was deemed the "San Diego Enchilada" for it's origin, and it's similarity to an enchilada. The feces act as the ground meat, the menstrual blood as the enchilada sauce, and the semen as the sour cream.

Did you hear that Jack gave Jill a San Diego Enchilada? It's been a week and she still smells like a pile of rotting fish.

San Diego Enchilada by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 20, 2009

San Diego Charg-him 

See San Diego Charg-her, except with a dude playing center

cont...

Sean: So basically you had a San Diego Charg-him with Carl, instead of a San Diego Charg-her?
Dave: Yep.
Sean: gay.

San Diego Charg-him by SeanMG December 6, 2006

San Diego Chargers 

The worst team with the best players in the NFL. But at least they still (usually) kick the shit out of the Raiders.

So many of the San Diego Chargers players have great individual stats, you'd think they'd be a good team...

San Diego Chargers by yt45 January 14, 2013

San Diego Tide Pool 

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.

Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".

San Diego Tide Pool by Slayafish March 22, 2011

San Diego Hello 

Waking up with a line of cocaine on your gums

I woke up feeling like shit so I took a San Diego Hello

San Diego Hello by Canollibalogna July 9, 2022

San Diego Sandal

Similar to a Mississippi Handbag, a sexual practice that involves the female (or gay 'bottom') placing the toes of their feet into the anus of the recipient. Maximum sexual arousal is achieved through a fast and intense "wiggle your big toe (ie Kill Bill)" motion or if the person who is administering the act has a hangnail and/or an erotic "Butt Bunions."

That bitch was too busy rolling a joint to give me a Mississippi Handbag, so she gave me a San Diego Sandal instead.

San Diego Sandal by nickthedick11782 April 16, 2010

San Diego Chargers 

1. National Football League from San Diego, California that never won the super bowl before.

2. Went 14-2 in 2006, didn't even win the divisional game even with home field advantage.

3. The fans are the biggest band wagoners in sports history.

4. None of the fans know anything about their own team before 2003.....sad!!!!! Oh that's right their fans are fake!

5. Did I mentioned that the General Manager hired ex-Raiders coach Norv Turner? Good luck winning the Super Bowl!!!!!!!

San Diego Chargers

San Diego Chargers by MNRaiders January 17, 2009