midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.

Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."

by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006

midnight mask

jizzing (cumming, squirting semen, blowing a load, bustin a nut) on your partners face, usually over the eye area while in bed at night.

waking up the next morning with your eyes crusted over with semen.

waking someone up from sleep, by jizzing on their face, usually over the eye area.

"oh Michael, i want you to cum on my face and my glasses. I don't mind wearing a midnight mask to bed tonight."

"aww girl, my boyfriend and I got sooo wild last night. i woke up with a serious midnight mask, I could barely open my eyes they were so jizz crusted!"

"So last night I was over at Emily's house and she was asleep, but i really needed to bust a nut. So I jerked off and woke her up with a midnight mask"

by tizzco April 15, 2010

midnight toker

1.someone who only smokes in the night. usually around midnight or later.
2.someone who smokes at nite so people wont know they dont.

1. He's a midnight toker
2.i smoke when my parents are asleep

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

Midnight Munchies

The urge that comes around 1 AM to eat large amounts of snack food

John was pulling an all-nighter in WoW when he got the midnight munchies and grabbed a huge bag of Cheetos

by Trifarce August 1, 2009

Midnight Special

The "Midnight Special" is a passenger train from Houston. It's light shines into the Sugar Land Prison in Texas. The lyrics of the Creedance Clearwater song are about the woes of a African American man who has been imprisoned for gambling and fighting.

Let the midnight special shine a light on me.

by hamshanks October 30, 2018

Midnight surfer

Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.

Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.

by Source2005 October 18, 2008

midnight traitor

someone who says they'll stay up with you until midnight doing homework and then finishes early and goes to sleep and your life sucks since you're up alone doing homework

In the evening, Sarah made me watch YouTube videos with her because she said she'd stay up late with me and we could do homework later. She finished by 10 and went to bed and I was up til 4 in the morning! Sarah is such a midnight traitor.

by someone awesomely cool January 29, 2009