We are Melbourners.
by Melbourner May 3, 2017
Get the Melbournersmug. by Definitely a human(lizard) May 17, 2022
Get the Melbournemug. The city that is better than sydney and everyone is only permitted to dress in black
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
Tourist: Wtf?!? It was 50°c two minutes ago!! How is it snowing!?! How is it snowing in Melbourne?!?
by MaxiTheTaxi January 9, 2024
Get the Melbournemug. A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
by Bacon lover April 21, 2013
Get the Melbourne meat curtainmug. A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022
Get the North Melbournemug. melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019
Get the Melbournemug.