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Lois Lane

The girlfriend/wife of the famous superhero superman.
Who somehow survives multiple times of having sex with him, even though him simply inserting his dildo inside her hole would kill her instantly.
Lois Lane is immortal, theres no way she survived banging superman.
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 28, 2023
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Lois

Literally one of the deadest people you know. Would most likely sell you out to be someone else like her boyfriend and generally cares about herself. Extremely brain dead and has more masculinity than her dad. She’s the type of person to skip to smoke fags and will end up on benefits or homeless
Did you see that girl over there?
Eww yeah she’s such a Lois
by Nickkknak January 8, 2020
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holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
by majorinbananas November 20, 2023
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jayden loi

jayden loi is a short guy with curly hair. he is also a simp for boys and girls and engages in homosexual activity. jayden loi is also the best or worst person you can meet. anddddd he's also prolly gay and transgender
by heheh- June 15, 2022
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Lois

Literally one of the most brain dead people you know. She would most likely sell you out for someone else such as her boyfriend and generally only cares about herself. She’s resembles a very masculine man and had the toxic masculinity to suit it. Would most likely end up homeless. Always seems to have headlice.
Did you see that girl over there?
Urgh yeah, she’s such a Lois!
by Nickkknak January 8, 2020
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Lois

A Lois is the coolest type of person that you will meet, but be careful you do not want to anger a Lois. Because when they are angry, they are unstoppable.
"I just met a Lois, he was insanely cool"
by Joshua Adams III June 17, 2022
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Loy

A self-absorbed anime freak who lives in the past and pseudo glory days of high school and very pseudo invisible girlfriends. Also a Necrophiliac and has an obsession with Japan. Never goes out and is an extreme stalker. Loves woman but can never get any. Takes credit for other peoples work especially high achievements. Very immature.
Loy is the name you put on a restraining order.
by ms. ​mu​​rray May 14, 2023
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