Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.

Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.

by Ian Crampton January 24, 2017

Aiden Kingston

9-3 At SBW REAL. IMPERIUM SOLOS REAL. THEORY IS BETTER REAL. I SUCK XMANS DICK FOR A LIVING REAL. MY NAME IS ASSOCIATED WITH SEX REAL.

"Yo Aiden Kingston Sucks NGL." - Kyree Hayze
"At Least AIDEN Kingston Can Take The Dick Out His Mouth For A Second"

by isaiah kingston June 26, 2022

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

by splitenz November 26, 2014

Kingston

Some random black guy

Person 1:Yoo
Kingston: hello

Person 1:where are you born

Kingston:africa

by Urban dictionary 326789 December 10, 2021

Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))

Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

Kingston maurward

Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.

Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

Kingston

if your name is kingston, you drag nuts and you havin, you don’t gaf ab nun and especially about a hoe, you a chill ass yn and will never crash out

you seen the boy over there?

who kingston?

by 1lulfraud November 19, 2023