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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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intense buzz

when like u been drinking a lot but you remember everything and don’t want to classify yourself as drunk. you weren’t drunk. it was an intense buzz. you simply got intensely buzzed. good job.
“u were so drunk saturday
“nah it was an intense buzz”

“haha i love that
by lillsyuh February 7, 2023
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Intense

Adverb: Of or related to temporary and usually collapsible structures designed to protect people from the elements when sleeping outdoors.
Dave: Hey bro I heard you went camping over the Easter holidays?
Bazza: Yeah bro, it was intense and it was boring as fuck.
by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024
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Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life
The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it
by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015
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Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)

When someone does nothing but is always sick and feeling weak. Wakes up in the morning has headache, goes outside has stomach pain and sleep inside has cold.
Look he looks so weak and tired, was he carrying blocks all day?
No, he literally just woke up
Bruh that's so messed up
He has Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)
by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021
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