Heartbreak Hangover

The feeling you get the next morning after being broken up with where you feel hungover but not from alcohol, but rather the flood of tears cried the night before. Treatments include an ice roller for puffiness, electrolytes for hydration and a pair of big sunglasses to cover your puffy eyes. Long term effects may apply

Becky: “Sasha, you look like shit, are you okay?”
Sasha: “Not really, Jordan broke up with me last night and I have a bad case of heartbreak hangover”

by ProfessionalOversharer March 1, 2022

Heartbreaker

A beautiful person people will get attached to, but they are in some way, unavailable. They might want close relationship but rather have attention. This leads person to fall hard for then then they back away. This might be because of some kind of commitment issues. They are are independent in some way and don't want to need anyone.They can usually do this without having sex with anyone. They are just a tease.

Girl: how is he madly in love with her? Is been a month and they never even kissed?
Friend: well she is just a heartbreaker and she will probably end it soon.

by Outoftheblueim March 31, 2023