eva gonzalez

99% of the time write so i don`t think you`ll want to trust her

i thought i could trust her

no shes Eva Gonzalez

by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018

Joseph gonzalez

one of the best people you can ever meet if you do him wrong then you fucked up

Joseph Gonzalez knows how you did it he will definitely seek revenge

by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022

Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Zaelynn Gonzalez

the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.

Zaelynn Gonzalez equals a fun time

by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 6, 2011

Angel Gonzalez

Didn’t respond within five minutes and is now the gayest man in the world.

You better respond within five minutes or your gay.

Angel Gonzalez doesn’t respond.

He gayyyyy

by FishyCheeseTub January 10, 2022

Suzie Gonzalez

A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara

Suzie Gonzalez is cool

by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 1, 2022

Elias Peter Gonzalez

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)

me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.

by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021