Flomo Klown

Some cunt who dresses up as a clown and scares the living shit out of you with a gun.
...and possibly kill you and kids.

Kid 1: Oh shit! It's the flomo klown!
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Kid 1: Have you heard about the clown at the schools?

by ByteStorm October 7, 2016

FOMO

Fear of Missing Out - the fear you feel that you will miss out on something huge if you don't do something/participate in an event.

'I want to stay home tonight but I have FOMO so I will push through the fatigue.'

by celeste1 April 15, 2009

Frodo and Sam slam

What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.

Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.

by Felix the territorial cat, I'ma open up my bago tricks on y'ass! March 19, 2008

Froco

Slang for frozen coke

"Hey, let's go to McDonalds and get a Froco"

by Tater99 July 2, 2015

Frodo Faggins

A name given to a short gay male who is overly obsessed with anal rings. Characteristic of Frodo Faggins is that they are in love with themselves and have abnormally large hanging scrotums. (Also known as Frodo Saggins)_

Bobby knew he was in trouble when he bent down and saw a Frodo Faggins glaring from behind.

by cuchi October 2, 2003

frodo

1) That short little hobbit with an ambiguously questonable straightness, and an even more abiguously questionable relationship with Samwise Bangme (whoops, typo, meant Samwise GAMGEE).

2) A name for anyone short. Used in The Longest Yard.

1) Excerpt from his cell phone calls to his friends:
No Samwise Bangme, I don't want the pants, I want you!....
Ugh, your not getting it, I don't pay you to be my gardener for nothing, I have a giant bush that needs trimming, and I'm not talking about the one in my garden. Yes I AM talking about the one in my pants.

2) Hey Frodo, can you hold my beer for me? (backs up into the cop's car) Don't worry, you can keep that one, I got 5 more right here (pulls out 6 pack of beer, waves it in cop's face, then drives away).

by Frodo's a sexy beast May 14, 2006

Frodo

One of the major characters in J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings that doesn't deserve half the credit for the destruction of the ring. He does pretty much nothing but get rescued by Samwise Gamgee after being on verge of death.

If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.

Frodo: *gets stabbed by Nazgul* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!

Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM

Frodo: *stares at the ring*

Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*

Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*

Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor

Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010