Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.
by jjjeeeaaa February 5, 2017
the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.
omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
by lilfuckhead May 3, 2020
Eli is GAY
by Eli Ragbir is gay October 2, 2019
by quasitoast December 7, 2018
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* a 12 year old who thinks she knows anything and everything. She doesn't respect her elder and is extremely rude. She only hates on men and is a solo stan. If you meet an Eli in your life run , because she will ruin it. Her favorite words are probably Coral Cunt. She also gets triggered when you make fun of her age. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
by gottaliveitbigtime February 16, 2018
A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole
by Gantard November 26, 2017
not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay
by blahblah9 February 3, 2010