Daniel (also known as Dan) has a cock of remarkably large magnitude.
He is knows as Dan the pussy slaying man.
Daniel is also a handsome muscular man that is irresistible to any female human.
Dan can also be known as a burger.
He is knows as Dan the pussy slaying man.
Daniel is also a handsome muscular man that is irresistible to any female human.
Dan can also be known as a burger.
by Burger_Van_Man December 21, 2018
Daniel is the sweetest and most awesome guy you’ll ever meet. He is polite and will always be kind and loyal. He will stick by your side and never leave you. He is sexy and hot and you can’t get enough of him. Daniel is funny and can be a little intimidating at first but when you get to know him he is as sweet on the inside as he is hot on the inside. He is also the leader of his friend group. If you have a Daniel in your life, don’t let go of him because he is the best guy you’ll ever meet.
by Someone else loves March 20, 2018
Daniel is a man who has lots of friends. He loves pizza and will always be seen with a slice. Daniel is strong and has nuscle even if he looks very skinny. He has an abnormal obsession with ants. If he has a girlfriend, he will always stay by her side. Daniel is the kind of person who only uses select social media and does not use any other apps
by Traumatizing Penguin August 19, 2020
What a cutie! Any Daniel you meet is amazing and a joker! A true gentleman at heart, but doesn't want to know you sometimes. Daniels are 1:00am chatters and are usually very charming. Smarty-pants. They are overly confident but make you laugh. Daniels are just overall lovely people and most likely you'lil meet a Daniel who is dear to your heart .
by FlowerYoung June 16, 2017
A white male who likes eating cheese. He like making puns, but is not actually good at it. He thinks he is smart, so he like showing off, but he is not actually smart. He dislikes short asian people, probably because a short asian guy stole his lunch money. In Phantom Forces, do a 1440 no-scope, then equip the M231 and the Zip-22 and get a kill each to summon him while eating a pineapple and sleeping on a pillow.
The Daniel Song: Daniel, Daniel, Daniel
Daniel is a happy fellow
He likes Phantom Forces
Always eating jellow
While killing all the horses
He likes cats
And he's chill and mellow
He thinkg he's so smart
But he just eats pineapples while sleeping his pillow
He likes jumpin' on cars
Stealin' all the buns
But he ends up getting' scars
Why you tryin' to make puns
Daniel is a strange fellow
Always up to the test
He thinks he's at the top
But we all know who's the best
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, he is the best
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, you're not the top
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, Daniel you're a pest
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, youalways do a flop
Now you know the truth
That I am always better
You look like an orange
Hey isn't it nice weather
Now you feel like cryin'
Oh don't feel so bad
Cuz I ain't even tryin'
So go cry to your dad that you never had
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, he is at the top
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, your head looks lile a pin
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, your also a pest
So be a good boi(Bank Of INdia), and go in the trash bin
by: Cristophe and Dhyey
Daniel is a happy fellow
He likes Phantom Forces
Always eating jellow
While killing all the horses
He likes cats
And he's chill and mellow
He thinkg he's so smart
But he just eats pineapples while sleeping his pillow
He likes jumpin' on cars
Stealin' all the buns
But he ends up getting' scars
Why you tryin' to make puns
Daniel is a strange fellow
Always up to the test
He thinks he's at the top
But we all know who's the best
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, he is the best
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, you're not the top
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, Daniel you're a pest
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, youalways do a flop
Now you know the truth
That I am always better
You look like an orange
Hey isn't it nice weather
Now you feel like cryin'
Oh don't feel so bad
Cuz I ain't even tryin'
So go cry to your dad that you never had
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, he is at the top
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, your head looks lile a pin
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, your also a pest
So be a good boi(Bank Of INdia), and go in the trash bin
by: Cristophe and Dhyey
by haiii_666 June 5, 2018
A bad bitty who just wants some titties. He also some dickie. Who's cool and intelligent and will have your ass rolling on me.
by Chiefy kiefy November 13, 2017
A Daniel is a tease.
There isn't any easy way to explain this, but that inexplicable curiosity you gather around a piece of news is something the Daniel feeds on. For those concerned about this, fear not, it is the most friendly kind of creature one stumbles across and will defend you from invisible purple bastards, you know, the kind you have had to deal with your entire life as a character in Planetside.
Some leading researchers on the Daniel have discovered this process of feeding is akin to Photosynthesis in the same way the plant traps protons of energy into its cell organelles, the Daniel will also feed off your curiousity by trapping it in his cells. Unfortunately for the Daniel, this curiousity - sustenance- causes itchiness and a large rash of poka dots escapes onto his arms if he has absorbed too much of your curiosity.
The Daniel has become a specialized creature of the tease, as explained above, his very being is intertwined with the act of teasing.
There isn't any easy way to explain this, but that inexplicable curiosity you gather around a piece of news is something the Daniel feeds on. For those concerned about this, fear not, it is the most friendly kind of creature one stumbles across and will defend you from invisible purple bastards, you know, the kind you have had to deal with your entire life as a character in Planetside.
Some leading researchers on the Daniel have discovered this process of feeding is akin to Photosynthesis in the same way the plant traps protons of energy into its cell organelles, the Daniel will also feed off your curiousity by trapping it in his cells. Unfortunately for the Daniel, this curiousity - sustenance- causes itchiness and a large rash of poka dots escapes onto his arms if he has absorbed too much of your curiosity.
The Daniel has become a specialized creature of the tease, as explained above, his very being is intertwined with the act of teasing.
'Tell me! Tell me what is going on?!'
'I could, or I could not.'
'Oh you are such a Daniel!'
*Poka dots form on his arms
'Got ya!'
'I could, or I could not.'
'Oh you are such a Daniel!'
*Poka dots form on his arms
'Got ya!'
by Sliceoflive May 29, 2014