Aggressively crying

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019

Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021

crying in a cool way

"crying i a cool way" as Harry Styles in Carpool Caraoke with James Corden. It means fake tears or crying bc your husband is having a fake baby. Or crying while listening old rock songs

Do you crying in a cool way?
Yeah, usually when I see David Bowie

by Holoannagain January 25, 2018

Crying

I am so hurt.

Crying

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 17, 2020

Crying Off

When someone masturbates while crying and watching their mother have sexual relations with a man (or men) who is not their father.

"Dude, my friend Jefferson walked in on me while I was railin' his mom and he just started crying off!"

by RoboCop666 April 19, 2009

kavanaugh cryin

To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.

Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!

by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018

bitch crying

An over exaggerated obnoxious outpouring of emotion. Usually by teenage girls who have recently broken up with their 2 week boyfriend.

Jenny was bitch crying all morning because her and Chad broke up.
Haven't they only been dating 2 weeks?

by CherrySunkissit June 19, 2014