Bob smells very good.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
Get the Bobmug. by bob bert December 4, 2019
Get the bobmug. by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018
Get the Bobmug. Bob is a drawn creature that stars in his own mod, parodying the stereotypical Friday Night Funkin' mod.
when he is mad, He is black with realistic eyes
He is not Dream
He is Opheebop's BF
when he is mad, He is black with realistic eyes
He is not Dream
He is Opheebop's BF
Bob is not Dream
by OpheeBob fan August 24, 2021
Get the Bobmug. 
The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.
Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018
Get the Bobmug. by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020
Get the Bobmug.