Person A: Hey man, what did you do today?
Person B: Well, I woke up, forgot to feed my dog, found out I'm back on my credit card bills, failed two tests at school and then I got pulled over for having weed. But I got laid by two chicks!
Person A: Wow, how you feeling?
Person B: Duh! Winning!
Person B: Well, I woke up, forgot to feed my dog, found out I'm back on my credit card bills, failed two tests at school and then I got pulled over for having weed. But I got laid by two chicks!
Person A: Wow, how you feeling?
Person B: Duh! Winning!
by Winning2.5 March 26, 2011

by RandyRickards July 22, 2012

Man, Tati and Jacqi win so hard, they can never win any competitions, because their existence alone wins so much it steals anybody else's chance of winning. Therefore, there's no win left standing to let them win the competition, yet they win through existence. Which, thus creating... SUCH a win.
by Jackattack567811113 March 1, 2011

To accomplish magical things that most people will never see in their boring normal lives, generally by: banging seven gram rocks (and finishing them), thus making Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children; having Tiger Blood; not dying; having one speed: go; and being proud of your drug usage, because it was RADICAL!
by Mr Reklov March 30, 2011

by SheenDreamin March 22, 2011

by Definition Giver_ August 18, 2018
