A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.
by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

by Kaydaaa May 7, 2022

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.
You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
by Taylz March 17, 2014

by Robert dow October 8, 2023

by i love bbc and men ! October 23, 2023

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.
by xhmxnano July 27, 2024

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021
