by RogueBitch404 July 17, 2023
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by BicicletaRusa February 15, 2025
What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025
You just don’t know how hard I have it right now
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I guess you don’t like me
(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.
Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
by KG&GB May 19, 2021