zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

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Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

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zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

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Zombie

An undead people from MINECRAFT that wants to kill you

Dude 1: Yo don't look back
Dude 2: OMG run! ITS ZOMBIES

by yeahnihgas August 8, 2019

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zombie 40 crip

Zombie 40 Crips(Z40s) subset of the known Rolling 40s Neighborhood Crips (R40NHC) Rollin Forties or Rollin Foe-Os, originated as an Haitian-American street gang & established in the early 2000’s, and are part of the Rollin O’s Crips and falls under the Neighborhood Crips (Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips) Unlike the LA & San Diego 40s. Zombie 40s members are not tied to one hood. Members usually go throughout a death like experience, surviving this experience makes them a Zombie 40

He survived a face shot for the 40s and became a Zombie 40 crip

by TinyXtra October 3, 2023

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