First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"

by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022

First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.

You're lovely precious first-hand boy!

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

first cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

love at first bite

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Love at first bite

by fox~ <3 March 23, 2022

Love at first bite

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Love at first bite

by fox~ <3 March 23, 2022

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025

The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 12, 2025