second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.

"Hurry up bro!"
"11 seconds!"

by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025

second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

Second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second spit

Your best friend dating your ex before a week is up

Man Elijah is getting second spit from amber

by thecccc October 5, 2016

second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Farrell's Second

The equivalent of two seconds.

Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.

by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019