The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.
Person B: How do I do that?
Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
Person B: How do I do that?
Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
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