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by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018
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California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021
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California Gas Chamber

1. (Verb) The act of ripping a fart inside a glass walled shower.

2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
Man, this Olive Garden smells like a regular California Gas Chamber.
by Bucking Nuts October 16, 2018
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California

If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.
Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
by stainless67 August 30, 2022
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California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.
He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
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California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
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Wheatland, California

The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.
Man everywhere in california sucks except for Wheatland, California
by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020
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