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Mo Jones

Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.

If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.

Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.

Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!

Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?

Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven

Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022
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mo

they are a mo. stupid. dumb. idiot. smells. ugly. buzz cut
“He’s such a mo”
“Mo brain
The mo cat bit me”
by suface September 10, 2021
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mo goth

the most slay baba gal to ever exist!!!
s: mo goth is bae!!!
g: yes!!!
by bisexual.grace February 9, 2023
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MO

A slang used in the Philadelphia are for homosexual. Short for homo.
Did you see the new kid from San Francisco? He's probably a mo.
by morider June 12, 2020
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MINI MO

FAT FUCK, EATS BURGERS AND WORKS AT MCDONALDS⚠️⚠️⚠️
hey, did you see mini mo’s fatass eat a burger at mcdonalds?
by zoohair September 1, 2022
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mo-diddy

"damn, you see that fine ass mo-diddy? He makin me cream my pants!"
by ituigf November 23, 2006
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HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.
Oh shit a HP Mo
by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021
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