they/he

some shit to confuse people. Due to the pronouns consisting of a pronoun from the gender binary, and another one that's not.

scenario 1
"my pronouns are they/he"
"how can you be a gender and not a gender at the same time"
"idk man, they allow it without question"
scenario 2:
"my pronouns are they/she"
"how can you be a gender and not a gender at the same time"
"idk man, they allow it without question"

by Animeisverygey May 16, 2021

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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

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He Xi

Historically, about 35 years ago, He Xi was brought to Earth through a compromised government account that attempted to secure project "Sorry." This attempt, although half-assed, made a regimented beginning to the understanding of anatomical male science. In response to He Xi's interest in agricultural businesses, "He does not want to be normal or take drugs" was a protest hymn that is understood to be the catalyst of widespread trends in green grass calving practices. Noted horticulturist Syu Ju Wen also expanded on this novelty by writing the preeminent literature piece, 'Prepartum Maternal Behavior of Domesticated Cattle' about the impact He Xi has had on the Ankole-Watusi breed, which is amongst the most striking members of the bovine kingdom. This led He Xi to become an expert on legal matters concerning obesity as a gardening practice for the Shoebill bird beak, which looks like a wooden Dutch clog and is likened to He Xi's genealogical appearance.

"He is a He" is the second known protest hymn that evolved around the year 2009—defined as an undefined gender barrier-breaking legal entity that does not discriminate against anybody's musical taste. A He Xi moves the mountains and the waves of the ocean with spectacular dance moves that evoke dominant male cow energy. He makes not only you but us women. He is sooooooo good. A He Xi is neither he nor she but chooses to be defined as the pronoun "he."

Guy 1: Bruhh, What is the ugliest bird?
Guy 2: Fuck man, I heard it is a Shoebill that resembles a Dutch clog.
Guy 3: Wowzahh, that's so He Xi.

Girl 2: Being overweight means you're less likely to develop dementia.

by lk247 December 30, 2023

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