When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.
"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".
by Exodus Thrasher January 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Ostrich Attack mug.A threesome with 2 men & 1 woman where one of the men is dressed as a fireman, & the other is dressed as a dentist.
by L. Jefe June 11, 2018
Get the Dirty Derek 2K18 mug.making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
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Get the dirty cheese wanker mug.When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
Get the dirty oven mitt mug.The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.
We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.
by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023
Get the Dirty Oompa Loompa mug.A British sex move that is both incredibly tame, yet some how makes both people uncomfortable. The man blows gently on the woman's neck, bites her, then apologizes with "Sorr, Mommy..."
My mother emasculated me again in front of my girlfriend, so later that night I gave my girl a Dirty London Fog
by Khaigh11 August 27, 2022
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