i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

I Agre

I Agre; The words said by some dumbass who meant to say I agree

Chad: I love horse penis
Ryan: I agre

by WonkSucker January 24, 2023

sike i lied your pancakes are dry

A viral meme on vine

Person1: ayo can i get some syrup Person2: yeah i got one more SIKE I LIED YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY

by Ohclpz January 27, 2023

I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023

can I make a word in the urban dictionary

yes you can

can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can

by Julian D is best ™ January 27, 2023