When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
Get the Christmas Coochie mug.christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.
by i_love_xmas November 21, 2021
Get the christmas mug.This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
Get the white Christmas log mug.The time during and after the winter holidays (Christmahannukwanzadan, though Ramadon is not a winter holiday) when everyone has vaccumed out their wallets and sucked their banks dry to buy hundreds of dollars worth of unnecessary cards and presents for people because now such an act is necessary for confirming and sustaining friendly relations.
Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.
It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.
It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Oh, shoot; I forgot to save up for this year's Christmas Poverty. Guess I'll starve for a week else not be able to pay rent!!
Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!
Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.
It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!
Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.
It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
by $20 left in my bank account!!! February 26, 2011
Get the Christmas Poverty mug.When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
by Peter_peter October 28, 2024
Get the Christmas Candle mug.A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts
Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
by Luna253 December 29, 2023
Get the Turbo Christmas mug.Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.
Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.
by CovidFun December 25, 2021
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