Poop scale

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

cuppa poop

when someone farts in their hand, or a cup (cup is better), then puts it over someones nose

my sister was asleep until i cuppa pooped er, she was pissed off, especially as i had eaten egg

by LouiseKatie March 15, 2007

poop filter

Used to filter fecal matter. Used similarly like a cheesecloth is used to filter off the whey from curds but instead used on turds. The end result is a slightly oily brown liquid that can be used as is on salads and pastas. It can also be heated to remove the water content and turned into a kief to be smoked.

"This salad is disgusting whats in it?"
"filtered poop"
*vomits*

"lets bust out the poop filter"
"sure"

by kakabrain May 25, 2007

tight poop

A girl that has a nice, small to medium size ass. It is not flat, huge, or contain any imperfections. It is round and in-shape.

Look at A.R., shes got a tight poop.

by Mike Redeker January 18, 2008

playdoh poop

A shit that is not solid enough to be a regular shit but not liquid enough to be Diarrhea . The name comes from its tendency to come out the shape of you asshole like when you push playdoh through a star shape or whatever

That Playdoh poop took like 5 hours to push out

by Kingwingding January 8, 2008

poop on rye

None of your bidness NOYB
when someoneis communicating through their ass
Anything ridculously awesome take that

Question: Why are you singing?
Answer: Poop on Rye

Question: Why are you wearing that?
Answer: Why do you poop on Rye?

Question: What are we going to have for dinner?
Answer: Poop on rye

by kpeedy March 25, 2008