e-props

A way of showing recognition. Better than regular props; They can be accessed anywhere in the world via internet.

dude, major e-props on your latest blog.

by Jared B. Swift March 13, 2009

e-anderthal

Someone who is so computer illiterate they are practically a caveman (person).

"Mom, just text me a picture!"
"How do I do that?"
"Nevermind, you're such an e-anderthal"

by big210 March 11, 2017

e-siren

Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.

Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.

Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.

guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."

by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023

hjg e

Poob butt hair

I got a hjg e in my ass

by Lachlan August 9, 2019

e slop

the act of an e-boy listening to an e-girl make the sounds of giving head, whilst beating his meat.

"bro, this e girl gave me the e slop, no pay pal. it was epic."

by eslopqween November 9, 2017

E-cojones

Internet balls: False bravery exhibited by keyboard warriors who hide behind the blanket of online anonymity.

"That dude said on Facebook that he'd kick any Muslim ass he could find, but I know his boss is a Muslim. He's got big E-cojones."

by Phillip McRowler February 9, 2017

E-Straw

Electrolyte Straw; E-Age Straw

I received my electrolytes drinking water through my E-Straw.

by JimmyJames16 May 25, 2014