Poop scale

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

tight poop

A girl that has a nice, small to medium size ass. It is not flat, huge, or contain any imperfections. It is round and in-shape.

Look at A.R., shes got a tight poop.

by Mike Redeker January 18, 2008

mc poop

The poop you have to take almost immediately after ingesting Mc Donald's food.

I'll be back in 10 minutes... I had a big mac for lunch and i have to go take a mc poop.

by hahaidontgetit April 04, 2009

poop on rye

None of your bidness NOYB
when someoneis communicating through their ass
Anything ridculously awesome take that

Question: Why are you singing?
Answer: Poop on Rye

Question: Why are you wearing that?
Answer: Why do you poop on Rye?

Question: What are we going to have for dinner?
Answer: Poop on rye

by kpeedy March 25, 2008

Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.

Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.

by pooppooper March 10, 2011

I'd poop on it

When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.

*Me and a friend see a super hot chick*

Me: Dannng! I'd poop on it

by 253206425 May 01, 2012

cuppa poop

when someone farts in their hand, or a cup (cup is better), then puts it over someones nose

my sister was asleep until i cuppa pooped er, she was pissed off, especially as i had eaten egg

by LouiseKatie March 15, 2007