green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.

Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.

by foodboy96 October 28, 2023

morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

morning

Period from 6:00 AM to 11:59 AM.

Morning.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021