girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.

“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”

by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

Ask your girlfriend out day

The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date

Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together

Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day

by Fakkabitches November 11, 2020

Joe's Girlfriend

Just a Republican Ariana Grande

Joe's girlfriend is sheltered

by BEAUTIFUL PERSON AKA WILLIS January 15, 2021

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

The best girlfriend in the world

“Skylar”

The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.

by BitchMadeMan March 1, 2023