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The perfect man

The perfect man does not exist, however a man that will fight along side you and make sure his love for you is known. He will make sure it's evident in not only his words but his actions and he will continue to put effort, commitment and time into you as long as you show him the same respect. He will not agree with something you do or say but stand by u in public and bring it up when it's just the two of you. He will plan days for you to go out weather that be at a cinema, bowling, going for a walk, a night in with snacks or a picnic. In order for a man to be imperfectly perfect he has to always try for his women as long as she is trying and giving him the same back.Its about remembering the small things asswell as the bigger things.A "perfect " man may make mistakes like noot messaging youu for a couple hours because he's gaming but his other actions will make you secure enough within the relationship to know that it's because he's having a time to himself not because you have done anything wrong. They key word I is not perfect, the key word is MAN.
I have the perfect man, he went on holiday and brought me back a shell because he remembered me saying I collected them as a kid.
by Nikkihouldey April 13, 2023
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Body man

A man who used to serve a purpose but who's shine has faded to equal that of the rusted old vehicles he used to be assigned to, the difference being that they can be restored while he is too far gone to be worth the gas it would take to transport him for scrap.
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
I think that body man knew all about some body, man
by Rashholevortex February 20, 2022
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Man of Sex

The Man of Sex gave John anal sex a week ago.
by Bacom Juicer February 15, 2023
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Man Slag

Oliver anderson is loughmacrorys man slag
by yourbicth October 29, 2020
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drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."
by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016
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Vaggy Man

A Wuss. A guy who's ex orders him around.
She tells him when he can and can't see his kids even though he has a court order. He's such a vaggy man.
by Medsched December 28, 2011
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Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.
Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me
by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019
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