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Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019
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Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 9, 2021
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Touch

To touch (someone or something) is to grope it in a sexual manner
"help! She touched me!"
by Gretelismycat May 4, 2025
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Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.
Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!
by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020
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touch yourself

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea
by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023
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