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zombies

A clever loophole to kill lots of people without feeling bad
Guy1: What are you doing?! You're killing people!
Guy2: Relax, they're called zombies in this game, basically they were infected by an in incurable virus, they become braindead and try to eat alive humans
Guy1: Oh
by MrCan July 15, 2022
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Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
by Cmail08 April 4, 2010
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Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
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zombys mom

its zombys mom
by zomby2wee84892 November 29, 2020
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stinky nazi zombies

The stinky nazi zombies is a rare species of diarrhea poo poo. When the poopie slips out of your ass you encounter a big stinky zombie coming out of your toilet. Ones its out you will be swarmed in a big fluet of diarrhea stinkies and it will drown you.

Now how you can survive!!!
you need to fart your way out of your house and then go to the nearest graveyard and make a stinky on a grave. Ones you have done that you will summon the pissy poopoo that will consume the stinky nazi zombie.
noooo brother its to late! The stinky nazi zombies has taken over your buttcrack.
by azeorb March 16, 2023
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Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.
Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE
by Bespeckled July 26, 2018
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Dopamine zombie

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine
Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie
by Dimes123 April 9, 2023
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