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Canadians

You can eat Canadians

Snakes do not like Canadians

You can eat Canadian eggs

Canadians cannot fly

Many Canadians will eat baby rats

Canadians are not venomous

Canadians do not have 7 legs

Canadians are very sorry

Canadians have vocal chords

Canadians do not have webbed feet
Did you see those Canadians?”

“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2021
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canadian budgie

Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.
'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'
by snaffles January 2, 2017
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Canadian Pancake

Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.
After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.
by Canuckledraggingcandian May 20, 2021
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canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition
Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac
by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017
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Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?
by idrawgood July 2, 2018
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Canadian

they don't exist
by brolishish May 13, 2019
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Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.
“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”
by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024
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