Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017

crazy gorilla in my trunk trying to get out

the sound the the trunk makes on a 80-88 caprice classic when sound deadening material isnt used and there is 40 subwoofers in the trunk

" damn homie it sownds like thurr a gorilla in my trunk trying to get out, cuz da boom is so loud, dat shit is tizightt!!"

by super man February 3, 2004

Coconut all over my tickle balls

1. A term used in Call Of Duty to tell your boosting buddy that you are at the designated location.

2. Can also be used as a term used that makes the conversation perverted, even if it isn't

1. Chris: Tickle balls!

John: Coconut!

Chris and John: Coconut all over my tickle balls(start to

laugh hysterically.)

2. John: Hi Chris!

Chris: Coconut all over my tickle balls.

John: No that is disgusting.

by ItsJustJohnNBD July 26, 2011

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing

His wee wee goes boing boing

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing

by Shrek the real 2020 October 28, 2020

Have you been putting butter in my honey?

An accusation towards someone who is suspected of interfering in your business in a secretive or deceitful manner.

You think your friend might be seeing your girlfriend and say "Have you been putting butter in my honey?" OR: You suspect that someone has been talking about you behind your back. OR: You think someone used a dirty butter knife in your honey jar.

by The Vindicator November 14, 2006

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

by Predeckis April 28, 2006