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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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Kavanaugh Stop

When ICE agents (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement) violently harass or detain US citizens on the basis of racial profiling, particularly if they have a Latino appearance.

Named after Justice Brett Kavanaugh due to his comments in Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo that immigration stops are a brief, minor inconvenience for US citizens. His assertion was ridiculous even under the facts of the case in question, and were repeatedly proven wrong in the aftermath.
I got two broken ribs in a Kavanaugh Stop, even after I showed ICE my ID
by VaccineTruthUK October 1, 2025
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Kavanaugh stop

A brief interaction with a law enforcement officer that may involve physical assault, indefinite detention without charges and being trafficked to a foreign country. Named after ruling written by Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
ICE employees engaged in a Kavanaugh stop that involved a Blackhawk helicopter, zip tied children and pepper spray.
by Hof1991 October 3, 2025
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Which one did I stop

The one that contacted that therapist that Jordan Peterson spoke to 3 -4 years ago. They were talking explicitly about school shootings and the guy he was talking about Saud a would-be shooter contacted a mentally health professional commensurate with the thing I said AND Jordan and the rest of your have a practice of highlighting people who are peripherally associated WHILE DENYING ME CREDIT for my contributions. That contribution being that I stopped a shoot schooling and YOU STOPPED 0 BITCH. MORE THAN YOU STOPPED. HOW MANY DID YOU STOP? Because I know from your participation in THIS that you CHOSE the child murder when the option was given to you but I know from your participation in THIS VERY THING that you also don't grasp the concept of "Choosing wrong" and "you being wrong and bad and dumb." So I don't know what that is all about. If it's some intellectual deficiency or mental retardation or what.
Hym "Which one did I stop. THAT ONE. That's why the not given me credit is the problem. And why your not giving me the credit I deserve. Because if I get the credit commensurate with the things then I'm the one who stopped a school shooting, you are not. I'm the one who protected kids, you are the one who did the wrong thing deliberately to spite me in THE NAME OF PROTECTING KIDS and then YOU stopped however many YOU stopped which TO ME looks like ZERO. Which shouldn't look like that to you. If it looks to you like I haven't stopped any school shootings, then THAT is something that had be done TO YOU and, deliberately so, so they YOU are operating on baseline assumptions that are wrong so that the people who have deliberately misinformed you for the purpose getting you to greenlight their theft from me. That one. So YOU stopped as many as YOU stopped... And then YOU did the thing deliberately that I said would result in child murdered instead of stopping anything. So..."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
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Kavanaugh Stop

When US law enforcement uses skin color as the legal basis to detain and demand citizenship papers from anyone out in public. The term was coined after Justice Kavanaugh wrote a poorly reasoned majority opinion for the Noem v. Perdomo application for stay, in which the US Supreme Court conservative majority decided that the use of racism to detain people was likely not illegal and that being detained or arrested for not looking American (white) was only a minor inconvenience.
My neighbor got swept up in a Kavanaugh Stop. She told the Ice agent that she was a US citizen and her last name was Greeley, but he just told her "she didn't look like a Greeley" and he was going to detain her overnight if she couldn't provide her papers.
by dog_fishing October 14, 2025
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Full Stop Period

Writing a song about how some female ain't shit. Full Stop Period.
Double back on her fast, don't spill shit on this amiri. took a full Stop Period.
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 14, 2025
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